The Battle of the Labyrinth Quotes
The 8 most famous lines from Rick Riordan’s The Battle of the Labyrinth (2008), each with its speaker and the scene it belongs to. These are the quotes readers underline, copy into essays and put on walls - gathered in one place, explained in a line.
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“Water under the bridge, my dear.”
- Hera. Chapter 6 - the queen of Olympus forgiving a grudge she is actively still holding; the politest threat in the series.
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“You made a cute guinea pig.”
- Annabeth Chase. Chapter 8, p. 126 - the rematch with Circe's spa, teased across two books in a single sentence.
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“Most monsters will vaporize when sliced with a celestial bronze sword.”
- Percy Jackson. Chapter 11 - the series' rules of engagement, delivered like a lab manual by a kid who is about to test them in a volcano.
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“Be careful of love. It'll twist your brain around and leave you thinking up is down and right is wrong.”
- Hephaestus. Chapter 12, p. 220 - the forge god's warning, spoken to a fourteen-year-old with his fatal flaw already showing.
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“People are more difficult to work with than machines. And when you break a person, they can't be fixed.”
- Hephaestus. Chapter 12, p. 221 - the book's thesis from its saddest god; the Labyrinth's maker spends the novel proving it.
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“You deal with mythological stuff for a few years, you learn that paradises are usually places where you get killed.”
- Percy Jackson. Chapter 12 - hard-won wisdom about Eden-flavored traps, one island before Calypso proves him right.
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“Blowfish, did you say? ... A shame. I quite like blowfish. I am Poseidon.”
- Poseidon. Chapter 20, p. 354 - at Percy's birthday party, meeting Sally's boyfriend Paul Blofis mid-sentence about poison; the series' funniest meet-the-parents.
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“And you, Percy, are my favorite son.”
- Poseidon. Chapter 20, p. 357 - the last line of the book: after a war, a beach full of salvage, and a dead friend, the sentence Percy actually needed.
Why these lines survive
Rick Riordan’s sentences earn their fame by compression: each line carries the whole book’s argument in a form you can carry in your pocket. Read in order, the 8 quotes above also sketch the novel’s shape - the world it opens, the pressure it applies, the note it ends on. If you meet them before the book, nothing is spoiled beyond mood; if you meet them after, each one lands like a place you have been.
Quote collectors: pair this page with the The Battle of the Labyrinth quiz to see which lines actually stuck, the book club questions when you want to argue about them, or how long the reread takes - about 6 hours and 1 minute at an average pace. If the lines did their job and you want more of the same nerve, the books like The Battle of the Labyrinth list is next.
Want the whole shelf’s lines? Our Rick Riordan books in order guide lists every book.
How to use a quotes page
Three honest uses. Before reading: skim the first two quotes to taste the prose - if the voice does not pull you, the book will not either. During: mark which quote you actually reach in the text, because the distance between famous line and lived scene is where a book keeps its secrets. After: pick the one quote you would defend at dinner and check it against the discussion questions - a quote you can argue about is a quote you understood. What a quotes page is not for is replacing the book; five lines of Rick Riordan are an invitation, not a summary.
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The Odyssey quotes, Moby-Dick quotes, Don Quixote quotes, Alice in Wonderland quotes - or browse quotes from all 133 classics. Then see which of them stuck on the original book quiz.
Frequently asked questions
What is the most famous quote from The Battle of the Labyrinth?
“Water under the bridge, my dear.” - the line most readers meet first. The full list above gives the scene for every one of the 8.
How many The Battle of the Labyrinth quotes are here?
8, chosen because they are the lines readers actually underline and repeat - each with who says it and where it lands in the book.
Are these quotes explained?
Yes - every quote carries its speaker and a one-line context, because a quote without its scene loses most of its charge.
Can I use these in an essay or post?
Short quoted lines with attribution are standard fair use in essays and posts. Quote accurately, name the author, and you are on solid ground.
Are these The Battle of the Labyrinth quotes word-for-word accurate?
They are checked against the novel as written, not harvested from quote sites - which is why a few famous “lines” you may have seen elsewhere are missing here: many of those come from film adaptations or paraphrase the prose. What is listed above is the book.